Week 9 Pick$

Where Are Herman Cain's Eyebrows?

Beats Me.

But My NFL picks are right HERE!

Hello November Football!

So much promise with a new month and a half of the NFL season remaining. Will Tebowing become the new planking? (come timmy I'm rooting for ya) Will the Packers lose a game? Can the Patriots stop the pass? Who's SuckforLuck campaign will last another week?

Beats me, but what I do know is that my picks for week 9 are so delicious that you may mistake them for thanksgiving dinner.

here we go.

@Kansas City vs. Miami (+4)

I am shocked that Vegas is only dropping a 4 spot for the fins. Is blowing a big lead to the New Jersey Football Giants really warrant praise? I sure don't think so. Look to see the int. happy Chiefs D have a pickoff party, hosted by Matt Moore of course. Oh Andrew Luck. . . where art thou?

The Pick: Kansas City

@Buffalo vs. New Jersey Jets (+2)

The Jets, 0-3 on the road this year. The Bills, 4-0 at home and coming of a SHUTOUT. Yeah thats right the Bills even play a little D. Funny as the Jets have been sttrugglin' to find the endzone with out the help of their defense. The Bills have a flashy aerial attack.

The Pick: Buffalo

Atlanta vs. @Indianapolis (+7)

funny.

The Pick: Atlanta

Green Bay vs. @San Diego (+5.5)

I don't know if it is because I have the gift wrapper (Phil Rivers) and Vince Jackson on my fantasy team. But for some reason I always have some high hopes for these chargers. And ironically I think they are presently charging for this bout against the reigning champs. Will they win out right? that might be a stretch but they might be field goal shy, closer than the experts think.

The Pick: San Diego

@Dallas vs. Seattle (+11.5) . . . The Pick: Dallas

@New Orleans vs. Tampa Bay (+8) . . . The Pick: New Orleans

San Francisco vs. @Washington (+3.5) . . . The Pick: San Francisco

@Houston vs. Cleveland (+11) . . . The Pick: Houston

@Tennessee vs. Cincinnati (+3) . . . The Pick: Cincinnati

@Oakland vs. Denver (+8) . . tebow . . The Pick: Oakland

@New England vs. New Jersey Football Giants (+9) . . . The Pick: NJFG

@Pittsburgh vs Baltimore (+3) . . put your money on this one . . The Pick: Pittsburgh

@Philadelphia vs. Chicago (+7.5) . . . The Pick: Philadelphia

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The B.S. Report: Week 7 NFL Picks

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- In this week's podcast Simmons and Cousin Sal, a frequent guest, break down what they think the Vegas Lines will be for the upcoming Weekend of NFL. They make one of these every week of the NFL season. I couldn't help but make my own picks, maybe I will do one of these each week to get a nice flow going. Here are my picks, forget the brokers, screw wall st., getting a job is too tough, thus follow me to millions.

@ Cleveland vs Seattle +3

Seahawks have won two of three. Lost a tight one to ATL, Beat the Giants on the road. Coming off a bye week. They are getting three points. And playing the browns . . . bing, bang, boom.

THE PICK: Seattle

@ Detroit vs. Atlanta +3.5

Tough one. Detroit is coming off their 1st loss. ATL has been confusing all year. I expect a rebound for MEGAtron and co.

THE PICK: Detroit

@ Tennessee vs. Houston +3

Who though these two teams would be battling for the AFC South crown? . . .

THE PICK: Tennessee

@ Miami vs. Denver +3

Two thoughts. Miami has no wins. Tim Tebow is the man.

THE PICK: Denver
San Diego vs. @ New York Jets +2

The Jets need this one bad. Really Bad. Does Sexy Rexy Pull through? HELL NO. Daygo by a field goal.

THE PICK: San Diego

Chicago vs. @ Tampa Bay +1

Tampa loses by 45 one week. Then beats the Saints the following week. Toss up as the game is in London.

THE PICK: Chicago

@ Carolina vs. Washington +2.5

Is the Cam Newton train running out of steam? The skins are staring John Beck. Yikes. Somehow Washington has managed to win a handful of games this year, but with Beck at QB i am just unsure.

THE PICK: Cam Newton.. err..Carolina

@ Oakland vs. Kansas City +3.5

THE PICK: Oakland (Greg's Guarantee)

Pittsburgh vs. @ Arizona +3.5

Pittsburgh has gotta have some heart here, only a 3.5 favorite against the lowly cards.

THE PICK: Pittsburgh

@ Dallas vs. St. Louis +13

I dislike these double digit lines. Dallas is good but Romo loves the drama. Dallas wins. But close.

THE PICK: St. Louis

Green Bay vs. @ Minnesota +8

THE PICK: Green Bay

@ New Orleans vs. Indianapolis +14

Yikes. Does INDY win a game this year?

THE PICK: New Orleans

Baltimore vs. @ Jacksonville +7.5
Not even going to be close.

THE PICK: Baltimore